peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

(Source: geudae)

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

kyung-soo:

and who knew a group of asian boys dressed in tight pants would make me suffer so much

(Source: gold3nnn)

(Source: bedussey)

foreverphenomenal:

The most stressful moment of my childhood

the most stressful moment today still

(Source: missyandere)

meggannn:

alphaqueer:

if you go to buy a novel that’s been adapted into a movie and you choose the cover with the actors instead of the original cover, i swear to fucking god i will track you down and hug you so hard for choosing to read a book at all regardless of the fucking cover and the opinions of book elitists

#I did not expect that sentence to go the way it did

brokendildo:

worship da booty

(Source: natama-men)

derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges